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Sup fellow degens,
A few days ago, something huge (or rather something tiny hehe) happened on a livestream of one of the biggest streamers in the world, IShowSpeed.
With his audience of 2.5 million followers, he attended a sperm racing event, or as I call it “Spermula 1”, organised to highlight the importance of fertility awareness.
They’ve got these microfluidic tracks mimicking the real deal, sperm zooming like it’s Fast & Furious 15. Two anonymous donors are racing for a 10,000 SOL prize (~$1.5M, depending on the crypto gods). People throwing bets online.
Slide over to spermracing.com or their Insta for the full scoop. It’s wild.
But what caught my attention is the idea of how this is the perfect proof that you can bet on literally anything that has some sort of randomness. Create enough hype around it and you get yourself millions from sponsors and bets from degens from all around the world.
If sperm racing proves anything, it’s that the degen community will bet on anything. But what else could hit the betting ground next? Let’s look at my Top 3 picks:
#3. Will Uber discontinue the Woman Driver Request Feature this year?
This is the real degen playground - Kalshi. Uber rolls out a controversial feature, people get triggered online, investors sweat, and X armies mobilize.
Will Uber quietly yank it under pressure from Reddit detectives exposing “gender profiling in rideshare algorithms”? Or will they hold strong, letting chaos reign in your DMs when your driver isn’t what you expected?
Place your bets, place your bets.
#2. What will happen before GTA 6 release?
The most anticipated videogame is gonna release sometime in the future (nobody knows if it is gonna be delayed) and people bet on events that will happen before that.
I personally predict that alien life WILL be confirmed before the release of GTA 6.
#1. Who will be the Winner of the first Enhanced Games?
Why bet on just sports if you can bet on sports where every athlete is on performance-enhancing drugs?
The pinnacle of degeneracy. A guaranteed social media meltdown. Love it.
The world of betting is no longer confined to horses, cards, or your neighbor’s fantasy football league. If people are wagering on sperm racing, Uber controversies, alien confirmations, and steroid-fueled sports gladiators, there’s really no limit to the chaos you can monetize.
Keep your eyes open, your wallets ready, and may the odds be ever in your favor, fellow degens, because the future of degeneracy is just getting started.
TL;DR: Sperm races, Uber drama, alien confirmations, and enhanced athletes—people will bet on anything. The degen future is chaotic, absurd, and highly profitable. Place your bets, strap in, and enjoy the spectacle.
Stay degen,
Dima
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