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Sup fellow degens,
Nolimit City makes slots for masochists.
Their latest? Bizarre. Yes, that’s the actual name.
Let the goose go, you nuthead
A game about stitching dead animals together while a mad scientist laughs at your balance (Nolimit, PETA would love a word).
Unsettling.
I played it so you don't have to.
Spoiler: I will urge you to try it out anyway.
After burning through a balance a little bit, here's what you need to know: it's violent, it's disgusting, and if you have any self-respect, you would stay away.
But you don't. Because you’re also a degenerate.
So, let's talk about it.
A Bad Trip On The Farm
All on a 5x4 grid, you have a bird's head on a peeled banana, glowing portions, and body parts floating in jars. The soundtrack is electronic chaos.
The color palettes are sickly green and grotesque purple.
The animations are reminiscent of a sociopath's designs from Jeffrey Dahmer's childhood. And when you hit a win, the screen doesn't celebrate but rather convulses.
Everything points to the theme: a crazed scientist conducting a morbid experiment. It's as disturbing as it sounds.
A sicko, Dr. Bizarre is the protagonist in this script. He has turned an old farm into his strange laboratory, where he conducts experiments on animals he has cracked their genome codes.
Bigwinboard called it "not a comfort slot to unwind and mindlessly relax with." That's the understatement of the year if I’ve ever seen one.
Nolimit didn't half-ass on this one. However…
The volatility is not high. Extreme. A Tim Burton nightmare. Your bankroll will be mad, MAD!
The Mechanics: A 20,000x Max Win
Max win:
Ok, this is not the 300,000x of Tombstone RIP.
Max win is 20,000x your bet. Not life-changing but hefty if you go higher.
The probability of hitting the max win is a fair 1 in 8.9 million spins. Thank you, Nolimit for generosity.
Base game:
An actual wasteland. AboutSlots wasn't lying when they called the volatility "high (extreme).” Like water on a desert, the only thing keeping you alive is the xSplit symbol.
It makes the mad scientist land on reels 1 and 5, then split its entire row. It's the only way you are seeing a decent base game hit.
Base game
Chimera Spins
Scoring 3 Scatters on reels 2, 3, and 4 within the same spin activates the standard bonus round. It's a respin-style bonus with sticky wilds. Each time an active symbol lands, another spin will be granted.
All wilds stay sticky throughout free spins. Once they are affected by the xSplit feature, the multipliers can be doubled.
Pay-To-Win Bullshit
All that mechanics, smokescreen. Nolimit wants you to pay to pay to win.
That sentence wasn't a mistake.
The Boosters:
XBoost (2x bet): if you're impatient, this is for you. It guarantees a scatter on reel 2 and triples your bonus chance.
Bonus Hunt (30x bet): This one makes you 49 times more likely to trigger the bonus. This one is for the desperate. You would be burning cash faster than Escobar did it for his daughter. At least she got warmth. You? Most likely will get colder.
The paywall feature (The Coinage Scam):
Yeah. This one. You have to pay a fixed price of 200x the bet through the Feature Buy menu. Only coins with multiplier values and special symbols can land. Essentially, a Coinage that you cannot trigger organically.
Coin scam game
It's guaranteed to pay something. But you've to pay the troll toll to even see it.
This is some bold stuff. I’m not sure I support full on scamming but go on Nolimit.
The Verdict
It’s not my favourite slot.
The base game is a convulsive mismatch of animals and animations.
The theme itself is incredible.
The bonus round offers some potential, and the xSplit feature is enough to nudge you towards hope to keep spinning.
But locking a major feature behind a 200x paywall? That's straight-up predatory.
If you're a beginner or just a tourist, this is not for you. Play the demo and revels in the electronic chaos. This game is designed to dissect your checks and leave them in labelled jars.
If you're a true degen, this is the path of the Samurai. You wouldn't mind the volatility and the highs of your periodic wins.
Right?
Right?…
Frankenstein's monster reaping and sowing the seams of your wallet.
Come on in. Frankenstein is waiting for you.
Dima's Score: 4/5 Beakers 🧪🧪🧪🧪
TL;DR: Nolimit City went berserk with their new slot titled Bizarre. It follows the story of a sick scientist conducting Frankenstein-like experiments on animals on a farm. The max win for the slot stands at 20,000x (1 in 8.9 million spins). The volatility is extreme. The vibe? Gross. Violent. Effective.
Stay degen,
Dima
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