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The weekend was turbulent: A Disney prince got knocked out on Netflix. Televised.
For Drake, it wasn't just a knockout tho. It was the 6 God watching an aggravating 6 rounds of liquidation.
They say, "More Life," Drake's betting account says "More Ls.”
The man who has sold billions of records has a unique talent for turning gold into lead.
To some, he is the grim reaper of sports betting. He says he got the Midas touch, but his streak cements him as the Certified Loser Boy of the sportsbook.
If you ever thought your parlays were bad, remember Drizzy looked at a Disney Channel star and placed his $200,000 bet on him.
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Drake went on Instagram and posted a slip showing a $200,000 bet on Jake Paul to beat Anthony Joshua.
His caption was “Jakeyyyyy boy. Lock tf in."
The universe saw the receipt, laughed, and immediately activated the curse.
By the 6th round, Anthony Joshua slept Jake Paul.
I guess that's what I would call God's Plan.
The Drake's Curse
For those new to the lore, the "Drake Curse" is a statistical anomaly that defies science. If Drake takes a picture with you or bets on you, you are cooked.
The Hall of Shame:
Paul Pogba: Took a pic with Drake. Man Utd immediately lost to Wolves, crashing them out of the FA cup.
Conor McGregor: Hung out with Drake. Got mauled by Khabib.
Sergio Agüero also squandered a penalty for Manchester City in the Champions League shortly after encountering the rapper.
In 2019, even Anthony Joshua took a pic with Drake and said he was gonna break the curse. Then he got knocked out by Andy Ruiz Jr.
This time, AJ was smart. He probably saw that Drake bet on Jake Paul and thought, "Thank God. I'm safe.”
Certified Loser Boy
Drake has admitted he doesn't have diamond hands.
Earlier this year, he blamed Justin Bieber for a $1 million loss on the Toronto Maple Leafs.
Bro, when you are on a losing streak, sometimes, you have to look in the mirror.
His situation is funnier when you think about it. He's a big bettor with access to the best insider info, and he still can't buy a green tick.
That's his wallet doing a Tootsie Slide into the toilet.
He's trying to flex his bank accounts on Instagram with these slips. But the sportsbooks are the ones really flexing.
Drake has been candid about revealing the true scale of his gambling losses recently. The star disclosed via a screenshot on Instagram this year, revealing he had lost $8 million in just one month.
Apparently, Kendrick isn't the only one he's losing to.
Fade Drake
I am calling this signal the “Aubrey Indicator."
Wall Street has the S&P 500. We have the OVO 0-for-100.
If you wake up and you see Aubrey Graham post a betting slip on Instagram, don't wash your face. Don't think or analyze the charts.
Just bet on the other team or guy.
If he bets on the favourite, bet on the underdog.
If he bets on water being wet, your net worth should be on the ocean drying up.
He might be the king on the Billboard charts. But on the sportsbooks apps, he's Starting From The Bottom…and staying there.
At least, Stake can keep paying for its cloud service.
TL;DR: Drake bets $200k on Jake Paul. AJ sleeps him in Round 6, effectively punching a hole in Drake's wallet. The Drake's curse is still undefeated. If Drizzy wears the jersey, the team is headed for the hearse.
Stay degen,
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